I think we need to start an "I Am Kavanaugh" movement.
Just like those who said "I am Sparticus" did so in order to HIDE him from the tyranny of the slave masters… we need to all just say "Yeah, It was ME in that room in 1982… not him."
Just have like 1000 people come out and say "Nope, it was me… I groped her and put my hand over her mouth to stop her screams."
Sure it would be seen as "mockery" but… let's face it, this absurd allegation is worthy of nothing more than that.