>>3097145

>ASHTAR

I know this guy is a tard but damnit the English centrist view of "Alien" names.

Suppose Aliens and strictly speaking here, completely biological aliens or semi-bio aliens had vocal cords.

Even if these Aliens did use speech as a way to communicate between each other, there are several reasons why it could be complete gibberish if not impossible to clearly hear for us.

1. They and their speech is adapted to their home planet conditions. - Atmosphere density and pressure which is Fg, due to planet mass and whatever else. On Earth whatever they tried to say would sound different to us and them.

1. Same for hearing, revert back to 1. Due to planetary differences which are statistically speaking highly likely, anything said by them in our atmo conditions would be probably incomprehensible to them.

1. Having said that, Aliens having names that are easily pronounced or Anglicized is highly unlikely. Unless they are cool with taking up American names. Fuck yeeeaa MERIKA.

We would really need a universal translator.

>>3097406

Thats it?

You didn't ask for any proof

Space buckaroos?

Super Coke - alien grade 100% legit xr-cocaine?

Not even for a quick ride aboard their alien spacecruiser?

This is why aliens dont visit us all. One visit and all peeps do is cry and shitpost about it.

Did you at least ask if they can make your dick bigger?

>>3097472

>>3097472

>>3097524

>There were almost 500k UID's. You don't think this was a honeypot? Guess again.

What if this whole thing is a giant honeypot. Trying to round up all the autists around the Internets into one spot.

Yes, Internets.

You really think there is only one, completely unified and always consistent ?

>>3097595

That's how you spot ETs or newbie time travelers.

They didn't read their training materials for 2010 Earth.

>>3097679

>Many ETs are very hot girls so be smart. They can read your mind though so always try to clear it from trash.

Bullshit.

No way.

Also, then where is all the hot alien pussy and ass at?

>>3097729

Forgot to attach image.

I, ..i mean We need more specifics about these hot alien girls.