>>3102653

>NEWS FLASH!

>Q Conducts the BIGGEST IP catch in History.

Duh! What part of "pick up your phone" did you miss? We just did a stress test for DARPA, who invented the internet for times just like these. The military, particularly the Marine Corps, is helping POTUS to restore the Republic. Some of us are proud to be part of that.

We take this seriously. We are Semper FI.

>>3102660

>What the fuck

I've followed the admonition to "archive offline" and now have 20 of the WTF rants. Any requests before the day shift kicks in?

>>3102733

>NK coming along great.

>Just some minor issues.

If POTUS took Tay Tay along for a performance in Kims honor we'd have peace on the peninsula in a nanosecond.