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I didn't see the moonwalking bear, but here's a swag theory...

http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/21700/the-air-force-wants-its-b-52s-to-carry-mysterious-20000lb-weapons-under-their-wings

Lockheed Martin was heavily involved in that program, as well, and had produced full-size mockups of the proposed weapon that evoked the size and shape of their Cold War-era D-21 drone. The D-21 was an 11,000-pound unmanned reconnaissance platform that was originally paired with an M-21 mothership derived from the A-12 spy plane.

Difficulties in that arrangement led Lockheed to develop a system that allowed B-52s to launch the drones. The bombers would be a good option to carry any RATTLRS-derived weapon, as well.

https://airrefuelingarchive.wordpress.com/2013/01/29/kc-135-refueling-a-b-52-carrying-a-d-21-drone/

The time line doesn't work out but here is the development plan...

https://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/munitions/rattlrs.htm

After reading to the schoolkids in Florida, where did W end up first while close to bingo fuel?

Bossier City, LA. B52 base.

From there he went to Offut.

Coincidence that W landed at a BUFF base and the BUFF capable of launching a plane that no one has likely ever seen? Out of the 46 exercises that went on that day who the hell knows, but that drone started life as a clown drone and it appears it was being planned to be used as a strike weapon.

Doesn't match the building dimensions as previously stated, but if so fast that camera aperture didn't get it then measurements possibly off.

And the moonwalking bear cuts in and out.