OH MY GOODNESS!
You mean they were actually trying to exonerate Hillary Clinton and frame Donald Trump?
Oh my goodness. Who would have ever thought? Oh my that's just a shame. Hmm, that Hillary. I'm going to need to rethink my campaign contributions. I may have to cut them down a little bit. I'm just really surprised.
OMFG
Dearest, Aliens from where hot chicks are.
Please take me to your planet.
I wish to leave ASAP
My mission on earth is pretty much done. Thanks, you know my location come get me.