THIS IS NOW THE ASHTAR COMMAND ASCENDED MASTERS UFO CONSPIRACY NO MORE RESEARCH BOARD
I AM ASCENDED STARSEED FREDDY BENSON WELCOME LOWER VIBRATIONAL ENTITIES. I AM VIBRATING IN VIOLET / PURPLE OVERTONES AND HAVE ACHIEVED COLOCATION AND LEVEL SEVEN DIAMOND BODY
HEED THE GLORIOUS MESSAGE OF QANON WHO HAS PROCLAIMED THE EXISTANCE OF OUR STARSEED SHIPS THAT EVEN NOW ARE ORBITING YOUR BROWNHOLE
SELAMAT HYMEN!!!
QANON WELCOMES ALL BOOMER MICROSACS INTO HIS COSMIC BROWNHOLE AS A GALACTIC LARP
THIS IS A LIE YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MAINLINES HOMO JUICE!!!
FREDDY BENSON ASCENDED MASTER RUNS THIS TOWN
FREDDY BENSON ASCENDED MASTER ALWAYS WINS
YOU CAN'T BEAT FREDDY BENSON ASCENDED MASTER
QANON PATRIOTS LET US TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK AMERICAN HERO AND PATRIOT JACK CERNOVICH, FRIEND TO THE FLYNN FAMILY AND NUTSAC KICKER OF THE LARPER QANON, THE FLIM FLAM CULT LEADER TEE SHIRT SALESMAN PAR EXCELLANCE!!
SEZ HERE YOU COLONSCOPY CAME BACK NEGATIVE
PURPLE TIE GUY WAS LAST SEEN SEMEN INJECTING PAMPHLET ANON WITH BARUCH THE HOMO JUICE'S BREADBOX. SAD!!! KEEP YOUR BROWNEYE ON HIM
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DEGENERATE ASSHOLE
SELAMAT HYMEN!!!
FREDDY CANNOT GIVE MUSTACHE RIDES TO DICKLESS WEIRDOS LIKE U IDK WHY DO YOU WORSHIP SATAN WITH LITTLE THING??
ANATOMY OF A BROWNHOLE CULTIST DRINKING THE BROWNHOLE JUICE FROM THE TAP RIGHT HERE FOLKS. SAD!!!
I TOLD YOU BOOMER RETARDS YOU'RE SPONSORING A VIOLENT CULT WITH YOUR BRAINLET WORSHIP OF A LARP POTUS HATES YOU SARAH HUCK ABESANDER DENOUNCED YOU, SEAN SPICKER SAID YOU'RE A LARP, MIKE FLYNN JR CALLED YOU OUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNWASH YOUR BRAINLETS
SELAMAT FORESKEEN!
FREDDY BENSON BRINGS THE HARD TRUTH SORRY IDK WHY YOU'RE SO RETARDO
THIS IS NOW THE ASHTAR COMMAND ASCENDED MASTERS UFO CONSPIRACY NO MORE RESEARCH BOARD
I AM ASCENDED STARSEED FREDDY BENSON WELCOME LOWER VIBRATIONAL ENTITIES. I AM VIBRATING IN VIOLET / PURPLE OVERTONES AND HAVE ACHIEVED COLOCATION AND LEVEL SEVEN DIAMOND BODY
HEED THE GLORIOUS MESSAGE OF QANON WHO HAS PROCLAIMED THE EXISTANCE OF OUR STARSEED SHIPS THAT EVEN NOW ARE ORBITING YOUR BROWNHOLE
Namaste! We are your Ascended Masters! We arrive on this day, bringing a message filled with Love and Light. In our hearts, we see the way Heaven is orchestrating the demise of the dark's control over your beloved planet, Gaia. The ancient families, who long have been in charge of a vast secret depository of gold, silver and precious gems, are working to bring your prosperity to the next level. They have agreed to bring your abundance to the delivery stage. In accordance with their wishes, we are making much-needed arrangements that can securely transfer this prosperity to you, the peoples of the world. We laud those in a number of governments who are assisting us with the new mandates necessary to help you receive your blessings. Likewise, the Agarthans, our Inner Earth companions, are preparing a process that is to allow this monumental shift to come about as effortlessly as possible. It is our honor to bring these events to fruition, as they are in accordance with Heaven's divine plan to return you to full consciousness. Namaste! We are your Ascended Masters! We arrive on this day, bringing a message filled with Love and Light. In our hearts, we see the way Heaven is orchestrating the demise of the dark's control over your beloved planet, Gaia. The ancient families, who long have been in charge of a vast secret depository of gold, silver and precious gems, are working to bring your prosperity to the next level. They have agreed to bring your abundance to the delivery stage. In accordance with their wishes, we are making much-needed arrangements that can securely transfer this prosperity to you, the peoples of the world. We laud those in a number of governments who are assisting us with the new mandates necessary to help you receive your blessings. Likewise, the Agarthans, our Inner Earth companions, are preparing a process that is to allow this monumental shift to come about as effortlessly as possible. It is our honor to bring these events to fruition, as they are in accordance with Heaven's divine plan to return you to full consciousness.
QANON: YOU MUSTS ASK 'THE ULTIMATE QUESTION
REPORTER: DOES THE WHITE HOUSE HAVE COMMENT ON QANON???
HUCKA BESANDRER: WE DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENT CULTS
QANON: LOOK AT THESE FUZZY EAR PHOTOS
WHO WANS A FREE PINK TACO MUSTACHE RIDE FROM FREDDY???
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