THIS IS NOW THE ASHTAR COMMAND ASCENDED MASTERS UFO CONSPIRACY NO MORE / JUGGALO RESEARCH BOARD
I AM ASCENDED STARSEED FREDDY BENSON WELCOME LOWER VIBRATIONAL ENTITIES. I AM VIBRATING IN VIOLET / PURPLE OVERTONES AND HAVE ACHIEVED COLOCATION AND LEVEL SEVEN DIAMOND BODY
HEED THE GLORIOUS MESSAGE OF QANON WHO HAS PROCLAIMED THE EXISTANCE OF OUR STARSEED SHIPS THAT EVEN NOW ARE ORBITING YOUR BROWNHOLE
ALSO FUCKING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK???
THIS IS NOW THE ASHTAR COMMAND ASCENDED MASTERS UFO CONSPIRACY NO MORE / JUGGALO RESEARCH BOARD
I AM ASCENDED STARSEED FREDDY BENSON WELCOME LOWER VIBRATIONAL ENTITIES. I AM VIBRATING IN VIOLET / PURPLE OVERTONES AND HAVE ACHIEVED COLOCATION AND LEVEL SEVEN DIAMOND BODY
HEED THE GLORIOUS MESSAGE OF QANON WHO HAS PROCLAIMED THE EXISTANCE OF OUR STARSEED SHIPS THAT EVEN NOW ARE ORBITING YOUR BROWNHOLE
DEAR CHILDREN OF THE COSMIC BROWNHOLE, AS YOUR MEATBODIES PREPARE FOR THE SINGULARITY AND ASCENSION INTO THE ASTRAL FOLDS OF QANONS COSMIC BROWNHOLE, WE ARE INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE NEXT LEVEL OF HUMAN EVOLUTIONARY / PLANETARY DEVELOPMENT BY JOINING THE PIONEERS OF HIGHER PURPOSE THE JUGGALOS AND OUR HIGH PRIESTS OF FUNK THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE
OUR HOPES THAT FAYGO RAINS DOWN ON YOUR FRONTHOLE BE MATERIALIZED IN THE COMING WEEKS AS QANON INFLATES HIS GASEOUS BACKHOLE WITH THE MARIJUANA FUMES OF JUGGALO VICTORY
SALEMAT HYMEN!!!
WE ARE YOUR ASCENDED MASTERS!!! GREETINGS AND GLAD TIDINGS BUT NO BOOMS BOOMS OR BIG BIGS THEY HAVE ALL BEEN CANCELLED ESPECIALLY THE 9/11 BIG MOAB BOOM WHICH IS FAKE AND GAY BUT ALIENS ARE TOTALLY REAL SO THIS IS NOW AN ALIENS / JUGGALO RESEARCH BOARD NAMASTE!!!
FREE PINK TACO MUSTACHE RIDES FROM FREDDY JUST ASK ME HOW
QANON BAKERS WHY IS THIS THE BIG NAMES BIG REVEAL BIG PAIN BIG DAY BIG WEEK BIG MOAB BIG BIG BIG BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM OR IT IS JUST ONCE AGAIN A WOMP WOMP [NEXT WEEK] IDK????
If magic is all we've ever know
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
But I've seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday
Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
Fucking rainbows after it rains
There's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at (Friscal?) bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen.
Music is all magic
(Are you a believer in miracles)
You can't even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
It's just there in the air
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Pure motherfucking magic
Right?
This shit'll blow your fucking mind
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking madness, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
And I love my mom for giving me this
Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
Miracles ain't nothing to lie
Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy
And my little boy looks just like daddy
Miracles each and every where you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This world is yours for you to explore
There's nothing but miracles beyond your door
The Dark Carnival is your invitation
To witness that without explanation
Take a look at this fine creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation
Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
Just open your mind, and it ain't no way
To ignore the miracles of every day(Are you a believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
It's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Shit's crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
QANON BAKERS WE WERE PROMISED MILITARY TRIBUNALS AND MASS ARRESTS BUT HAVE BEEN GIVEN QANON TEE SHIRTS AND NOW UFOS AND ALIENS IDK DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A BOOM BOOM MORE LIKE A WOMP WOMP JUST TYPE IN PROMOCODE FREEDYBENSON AND RECEIVE A DISCOUNT ON YOUR NEXT XXXXXXXXXL QANON TEE GOTTA MOVE PRODUCT PEOPLE GET A MUG TOO BUT DON'T WEAR YOUR QANON TEE SHIRT TO A RALLY BECAUSE POTUS HATES YOU AND SECRET SERVICE THINKS YOU'RE GONNA KILL THE PLACE
ASK ME ABOUT FREE MUSTACHE RIDES
SELAMAT HYMEN!!!
FUCKING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK????=
DO YOU BELIEVE IN QANON BOOM BOOMS??
I DON'T HAVE AN ATTORNEY GENERAL
IDK SOUNDS PRETTY CLEAR WHAT HE ISN'T DOING TO ME UNLESS YOU'RE A BRAINLET WHO HATES POTUS???