GUYS, Q HAS BEEN COMPED BY THE ALIEN LEADER
Anons, you are hereby ordered to send us your women, bathed and deloused.
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Alien Command
WE didn't land on the moon.
WE asked the ALIENS to land on the moon for us.
We won't need to use chemtrails any more to hide our presence
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We were in the grassy knoll. He was going to expose us..
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John John is now one of us. We turned him. He will return to you and lead you to us. Join us. Free drugs and sex. and free tuition.
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Alien Command
Who do you think sold Chris Columbus the map? We were the real Native Americans
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Alien Command
Santa is one of us
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Alien Command
We are making many drops today. Join us.
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Deuces are us
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Alien Command