We forced Washington to cross the Delaware
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Alien Command
Einstein's hair follicles were radio antennae used to clandestinely communicate with us. More drops to follow. Boom.
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Alien Command
Our weapons are ahead of their times
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Alien Command
We decided to come out in the open this year. Plus, it's very cold in Antarctica. Pain.
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Alien Command+
Penguin meat is not very tasty. Although they make a good stew when mixed with baby seal blood.
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Alien Command
The Kardashians are part of our psy-op. We have large bulbous regions, so we needed you to crave them. We must reproduce here on Earth.
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Alien Intelligence Services
We ask that you not use our likeness for profit
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Alien Intellectual Property Right Management Lawyers
Donald Trump is the Immaculate Son of our Leader. He is the Truth and The Light.
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Alien Interplanetary Ministries