https://theweek.com/articles/496043/who-answers-white-house-phone-anyway
"The White House switchboard (202-456-1414) is manned by professional White House operators. Only privileged parties are privy to the "secret number" that reaches the president directly (see below)."
>MUSIC IS ABOUT TO STOP.
Hurry the fuck up and offer up yourselves, [clowns], or you are going to be hog tied and fucked.
etc.