It's pro'ly the juggalo jugs.
The sheer intensity of your clown faggotry creates an imbalance in the ethereal plane causing a natural vitual impossibility vortex.
One must understand there's a core to this subversive communist ideology that's taken over CA. These leftist traitors have been free to plan and implement their fuckery for far too long undisturbed and unmolested.
Of course, I'm talking about the so-called "academia" infesting the U of C system. These are not just wayward leftists, these are active agents of war against the United States. When they start putting groups of Berkeley profs up against the wall, you might see some shift in California.