You don't carbon date the rock, numb nutx, you carbon date the paint and the surrounding objects (such as bits of charcoal).
I didn't bury anything. I got it seriously drunk. It passed out face up and drowned in its own puke. Done.
Reminds me … I got an offer to invest in silver in the mail today. Don't think I can afford this much, though. ;-(
POTUS is not up for election in 2018. He does not stand for re-election (once) until 2020.