THIS IS NOW THE ASHTAR COMMAND ASCENDED MASTERS UFO CONSPIRACY NO MORE RESEARCH BOARD

I AM ASCENDED STARSEED FREDDY BENSON WELCOME LOWER VIBRATIONAL ENTITIES. I AM VIBRATING IN VIOLET / PURPLE OVERTONES AND HAVE ACHIEVED COLOCATION AND LEVEL SEVEN DIAMOND BODY

HEED THE GLORIOUS MESSAGE OF QANON WHO HAS PROCLAIMED THE EXISTANCE OF OUR STARSEED SHIPS THAT EVEN NOW ARE ORBITING YOUR BROWNHOLE

LOOKS LIKE FREDDY WINS AGAIN

LOOKS LIKE FREDDY CHASED QANON OFF HIS OWN WOMP WOMP CHAN BOARD

LOOKS LIKE FREDDY OWNS THIS TOWN

LOOKS LIKE FREDDY CAN'T BE STOPPED

LOOKS LIKE QANON LARP IS COMING TO AN END

WOMP WOMP

SAD

QANON BAKERS WHY DOES QANON POST PROVEN FAKE SHIT???

FAKE AF1 PHOTOS

FAKE ANTIFA PHOTOS

FAKE EAR PHOTOS

FAKE OBAMA VIDEOS

FAKE PODESTA EMAILS

FAKE YOURNEWSWIRE

THERE'S A LINGERING STENCH

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>>3145479

LEAVE JACK CERNOVICH ALONE OR I WILL LEAVE THIS SUB REDDIT!!!

FREDDY RUNS THIS TOWN

YOU CAN'T STOP FREDDY

YOU CAN'T BEAT FREDDY

FREDDY ALWAYS WINS

FREDDY WILL MAKE YOU SHITPOST

FREDDY WILL MAKE YOU ANGRY

FREDDY WILL TAKE ALL THE (YOU)S AT WILL

FREDDY WILL SAY JUMP BOOMER BRAINLETS SAY YES FREDDY JUMPIN'

FREDDY SAYS DANCE BOOMER STARTS SHUCKIN'

FREDDY SAYS QANON BOOMER STARTS OPENING HIS BROWNHOLE FOR THE HOMO JUICE

THIS IS ALL VERY SAD

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NAMASTE SELAMAT HYMEN!!

WE ARE YOU ASCENDED INDIGO MASTERS

BIG PAIN [NEXT WEEK] PROLY

>>3145487

PAGING DOCTOR OCTAGON

3 GALLONS OF HOMO JUICE STAT

THIRSTY BOOMERS ARE TRAPPER NOT A DRILL

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>>3145510

QUIT FINGERIN' YOUR CHOAD HOMO JUICE NO ONE WANTS THAT

>>3145534

ride.

i got two left hooves, two on test.

well, since nobody's steppin' to me

(huh) take me to your cult leader

(huh huh) take me to your local drug dealer

take me to the man in the mirror

when you stand and deliver with your hand on the trigger

an emotional terrorist

I double-M U N E

never make my enemy public

i'm a private dancer, dancin' for moneydance monkey, dance you goddamn monkey

(do that thing that's funny)

do i make you wanna laugh?

i make you wanna move

i make you wanna dodo dododo do

(repeat)

>>3145545

case one carries a paint gun

she's unafraid of wavin' when she's gettin' her face done

her favorite radio station's a permanent paid vacation

burnin' her face in the sun

she loves repetitive songs that keep playin'

you know the repetitive songs that keep playin'

she learned all the words and she works it baby

dangerously catchy and she feels it in her cervix lately

cuz the rhythm is a cancer

she's on a secret diet

a private viewing disease-free tv pilot

she saw the future in a group study

they threw money in her pantsdance monkey, dance you goddamn monkey

(do that thing that's funny)

do i make you wanna laugh?

i make you wanna move

i make you wanna dodo dododo do

(repeat)

>>3145593

DANCE YOU MONKEY DANCE YOU GODDAMN MONKEY

DO THAT THING THAT'S FUNNY

>>3145608

>>3145634

don't live for the moment – live for the constant

die for what's right or get killed by your conscience

there's a difference between conscience, conscious and conscientious

contrary to popular belief

you're none of these

there's plenty to feed

empty mouths've been nest bound

and kept down and apes won't be bangin on the chest pound

when pacemakers are fragile

they thate the taste of capsules

they feed their face with paxil

females hate their dads still

holy son's got mommy issues on deck at the podium

holdin' tongues with the rituals

more complex than napoleon

i told'em

"it isn't his job to live in a fog"

i don't have a god complex, you've got a simple god(huh) take me to your cult leader

(c'mon) take me to your local drug dealer

(c'mon man) take me to the man in the mirror

when you stand and deliver with your hand on the trigger

and a can of miller in the other

you can't kill me motherfucker

i got our number, you best disconnect before i call it

the bumper sticker on your forehead's the wrong fitwhen the bomb hits (what music will you look to for shelter?)

when the bomb hits (what music will you look to for shelter?)

when the bomb hits (what music will you look to for shelter?)

not that mine'll help yadance!

>>3145652

Chain-smoking beedies 'til his brain's broken completely

Get back on his feet, work out, and eat some Wheaties

Greedy for the cheese, please, most couldn't fathom

Had him in the cobra clutch when he spat the mad hymn

Gems, collection of brrrrrrat's, Timbs and hats

Had no time for the pitty-pat, I'll give him that

The rhythm hit him back with a right Sit off, caught a shiner, thought it was an aight look

Depends on the shades, the end of days fades

Pretenders lay in dazes on stages, Du-malaise

Eat it up, microphone, microwave mayonnaise

His own way was strange but it matters not

Tuned into a frequency tone that shattered rock

Hold it down like Shatner do Spock

Rapper jocks need to put a sock their chatterbox

The block got light of IOC stock

Folks gather round, it's no joke like "Knock, knock"

It's them, they came home to roost y'all

And watch 'em transform the game to the rules of foosball

She's too small, any questions?

Him could squeeze blood from a penny in the recession

Keep guessing, it gets deeper than depression

The power of suggestion wake a sleeper, peep the lesson

>>3145664

>>3145664

HIGH IQ POST

Hardcore porn, did his own stunts

Writ his own rhymes and split his own blunts

Once in a while, every other minute

Eyes pop out, Popeye, heavy on the spinach

>>3145668

WE NEED DANK BEATS

>>3145668

TIDDIES

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>>3145729

HIGH IQ ANON

THIS IS NOW A J-DILLA UFO RESEARCH JUGGALO BOARD

FREDDY RUNS THIS TOWN

DANCE YOU MONKEYS

IT'S SMOOTH FREDDY BENSON HOUR GET DOWN BITCHES TO THE SICK SHIT

THIS IS NOW A J-DILLA UFO RESEARCH JUGGALO BOARD

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THIS IS A MANS WORLD NOT BOOMER BRAINLETS

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THIS IS NOW A J-DILLA UFO RESEARCH JUGGALO BOARD

>>3145891

LOL READ THE CRUMBS

THIS IS NOW THE ASHTAR COMMAND ASCENDED MASTERS UFO CONSPIRACY NO MORE RESEARCH BOARD

I AM ASCENDED STARSEED FREDDY BENSON WELCOME LOWER VIBRATIONAL ENTITIES. I AM VIBRATING IN VIOLET / PURPLE OVERTONES AND HAVE ACHIEVED COLOCATION AND LEVEL SEVEN DIAMOND BODY

HEED THE GLORIOUS MESSAGE OF QANON WHO HAS PROCLAIMED THE EXISTANCE OF OUR STARSEED SHIPS THAT EVEN NOW ARE ORBITING YOUR BROWNHOLE

LOOKS LIKE FREDDY WINS AGAIN

>>3145920

A FREEWAY RICKY ROSS EQUIVALENT

THIS IS NOW A J DILLA DONUTS RESEARCH BOARD

WORKIN ON IT BITCHES

>>3146009

J DILLA WOULDA BEEN SECRETARY OF EDUCATION FOR POTUS RIP

DRAGON FUKKEN ENERGY

MY DAD GOT FIVE KIDS YA KNOW

HE HATES DRIVING A BUS BUT HE LOVE FIVE KIDS

>>3146090

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