Saw this on voat and thought it did a good job sunning up Q.
Hi, I'm a conspiracy theorist. I love a conspiracy theory me. 9/11 an inside job? You betcha. Children being bought and sold in a Pizza shop?I'm all in for #Pizzagate. JFK was murdered by his own government, for trying to do the right thing? Sounds about right to me. I can't get enough conspiracy in my life. "There's Conspiracy Simon" people shout as I walk by. I'm a tin foil helmeted, they program me through my TV, and use my phones camera for surveillance, all in conspiracy theorist.
Imagine my surprise when I found one I'd never heard of before, in the winter of 2017. It was as wild as they come. Some 'person' was giving secret teachings on the world and all its machinations. Q he was called. He was relentless, giving out information and……… hang on that's wrong……..This Q wasn't giving information.
He was using something called the 'Socratic method'. I'm sure you are all familiar with it? No matter, It's a way of asking questions, so as to inspire critical thought in the recipient. Well, like I said, I love a conspiracy me. So I'm all over this Q thing. Turns out it involved a lot of politics, like real politics. I'm a Brit so I don't know about USA politics. Hell, I don't even know who the major politicians are in the UK. That's why we elect politicians though isn't it? We can just leave the thinking to them. Politicians can be trusted right? That's why we elect them. I'm not an idiot, They have my best interests at heart. They tell me all the time. Besides, I've got video games and underground internet message boards to shitpost on, to keep me busy. Oh! and conspiracy theories to keep up with. Politics wasn't my bag but I went along.
Anyway the strangest of things started to happen. I went to look for answers to Q's mysterious Socratic questions. Documents, documents, news articles, all sorts of stuff I had to read. Can someone not just give me the highlights in a 5 minute video? This research thing takes forever. I researched and chatted with others researching, and down the rabbit hole I tumbled. Only it wasn't like 'The Earth is flat' kind of conspiracy theory. It was more a 'look at your corrupt politicians' conspiracy theory. That's the thing isn't it? People getting together to commit crime, is a conspiracy. There is no theory about it, if you have evidence. We uncovered evidence, made links, built a map of connections, and archived it all for posterity.
Meanwhile in this 'conspiracy' on our underground message board, things were being reflected in real life. I know right? A conspiracy theory in real time. Donald Trump has already made a deal with Kim Jong Un stated Q. Yeah right! This is going to fall apart real fast. I kept eyes glued to my faithful MSM. It's on, It's off, It's on, It's off, they said day after day. It's done said Q. Then what do you know? There's Donald and Kim shaking hands on my TV. How the hell did that Q guy know? Trickery! Witchcraft! Only it kept happening. Things Q predicted actually happened. Then I noticed another strange thing, Media wasn't reporting 'News' I was finding on the net. How so?