Muh Moon landings.
Who says Q doesn't have a sense of humor?
The official story states that all of those fuckers had identical twin siblings. And the stupid GOY ate it up.
What are the odds?
Where the satellites are supposed to be is smack in the middle of the IONOSPHERE.
The temperature starts at the melting point of aluminum, and only gets higher from there.
Makes me wonder what materials the satellites are made from, because, for all intents and purposes, they are sitting in the middle of a blast furnace.
Talk about space-age materials!
Either that, or nasa is lying.