If anyone needs me, I'll be up in my room getting ass-reamed by Team Ford.

I've just been passed this note.

Dear Senator Grassley,

We would like to delay testimony until February.

Sincerely,

Team Ford

Well that seems reasonable. It'll be OK I guess.

What the fuck have I done??

TRUST Iowa

TRUST Grassley

…except this week.

Q

Senator Grassley …can you tell us what terms you have agreed to with Professor Ford?

Well…basically they are whatever Senator Schumer thinks is best for his Party. I'm in a hurry to Trombone practice now.

Senator Grassley …can you tell us what terms you have agreed to with Professor Ford?

Well…basically they are whatever Senator Schumer thinks is best for his Party. I'm in a hurry to Trombone practice now.

Anita Hill now claims that Kavanaugh had one hand on Ford's tit and the other on hers at the same party…developing

Senator Grassley will grant Hill's attorney's 90 days to testify before the Judiciary Committee.

Members of the Committee have offered to meet with the Dildo and its attorneys at a place and time or nightstand convenient yo them. We will offer to provide fresh batteries and lubricant to hear their side of the story.