What more can I say?
okay
bewbs!!!
nice meme, anon
Might be aliens. I hear they like PBR, so I kept the windows and doors locked. I had 10 when I went to sleep. This morning I had 12. What happening?
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I was having dinner with a chick that was really into me. I open the fortune cookie and it says "You will marry the one you are with and live happily ever after." I panicked cause I did not like her. Literally ate the evidence. When questioned I said "It won't come true if you don't eat it. And you can't say what it says either."