I just want to see some clips of him going on rants like this, which he 'literally' does:
"I don't want to brag, but I literally used to look like a Calvin Klein model. Girls would literally jump all over me even when they were with their boyfriends. I mean, I don't want to say I was literally the best looking man in town, but I was. I could literally bench prench 500 pounds. Girls would fight over who got to stand next to me. It was crazy. I mean I was a good-looking guy! I looked like a Calvin Klein model!"