Free Caramelth Care
Raspberry Sore Beto
Taxation Toffee—where you pay 10 times as much for a spoonful, oh wait, too late!
Safe space fluff - marshmallow inspired whipped chocolate…
Anthony Weiner Mountain Oysters
Bleachbit Brulee
Goodbye Cherry Garcia
Sour Grapes
Bankruptcy Ripple
Kneeling Nike Crunch
Magic Unicorn Farts
Aborted Fetus Crunchy Surprise Cheesecake
Kavano Karamel
Softhead Sundae
Bernie's Yearning
Maduro Rocky Roadkill
No Cake News
BetaCucky Road
SaltedPretzel Wave of Liberal Tears
Unsupported Accusation Sensation
Vitriolic Vanilla
Pipe Dream Supreme
Cherry Pie In The Sky
Economic Collapse Surprise
Open Borders Bonanza (no packaging on this one, might be a tough sell)
Hillary/Sanders 2020 (Tastes like adult diapers)
Screaming Schumer Strawberry
Biden's Bananas
Tax 'em Turtle
Nasty Nancy's Neapolitan
Chocolate Chip Government's Dough
Beto's criminal record. Whiskey flavored ice cream with a mix of stolen nuts.
Media meltdown - A very thinly flavored chocolate ice milk with abundant nuts (vanilla is too white & probably privileged)
Cofeve Cinnamon Chocolate - Dark chocolate, hint of coffee, cinnamon.
Utopian Breadline pudding. We can all stand in line together to get our rations!
FudgeTheSystem
Border Wall Banana Split
Crookies n' Cream
ICE… Cream
Backstabenow with Nuts
Chunky Left Bullshit
Moo-mer Schumer
Leaky Leahy He-She Bar
Revenge of Feinstein
Curbin' Durbin's Turbin
Kamalaflage Coating
Rocky Road to Ruin
Pocahontas's Pussy Hat Galore
Beto’s Urban Hit-and-Run Bourbon
Dr. Ford’s Everything But the Proof
Che Guava-rah!
Gimme S’more of Your Earnings!
Beto’s Wait a 2nd Amendment!
Durben Doody
Antifa SS
Chrissy Crap Frappe
Spartacus Spittle
Kamala Kackle
TDS Gutbubble
Bernie Burnt Nuts, Beto Not Drunk Nunts Crunch
Commie Road to Hell
Like Ike Turner Ellison Crunch
Venezuela Road
David Hogg No Nuts Soy Swirl
Ellison Black & Blueberry (beaten not churned)
Clinton Im(Peach)ment & Screams
Tutti False Accusation Frutti
Repeal the Bill of Rights Raspberry
Open Borders Blueberry
Tax and Spend Tiramisu
Hopeful Hillary
Slimy Schumer
Pecan Pelosi
Snowflake Sunset
Ben & Jerrys Boycott Blues
$9 Trillion In Debt Blue Dough
Deep State Macadamia Nut Madness
Some liberal choices… Pretty boring…
The Blueberry Wave
Treason Season
Festivus
Deplorable Vanilla
Snowflake Dreaming
Chocolate-free
Fat Free Tax Rebate
My choices for the actual people B&J mentioned:
#1 Jess King - Pennsylvania (Pedo-Philadelphia King Kong Butter)
#2 Lauren Underwood - Illinois (House of Cards and Bullets - Plata o Papel)
#3 Aftab Pureval - Ohio (Oh Hi, Sharia - Stony Road)
#4 J.D. Scholten - Iowa (Collapsed Scrotum, I Owe Ya)
#5 Ammar Campa Najjar - California (Islamabad Shooting Camp)
#6 Stephany Rose Spaulding - Colorado (Rocky Mountain Leather Rosewater)
#7 James Thompson - Kansas (Holy Fracking Spite)