Because you touch yourself at night.
This displease The Lord.
Maybe he needs to testify on thursday as wellโฆ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuscript_Society
"Manuscript Society is a senior society at Yale University in New Haven, Connecticut. Toward the end of each academic year 16 rising seniors are inducted into the society, which meets twice weekly for dinner and discussion. Manuscript is reputedly the "Arts and letters" society at Yale."
Basically, Gay-er Skull and Boners
Direct link if anyone's interdasted
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1044748066350399488
15m ago, yup