Dear POTUS,

In case you get bored and want to wake all the enemy reporters up early tomorrow to keep screwing up their equilibrium, please feel free to send a 4am tweet saying;

"If you were better looking, he might have admitted to it!"

But make you don't put any roof of what you mean like # kavinaw accuser or # Chrissy the cunt or anything like that.

Good luck with your 5pm presser tomorrow. And tell Melania that all the little sick children love her. No, I'm not talking about the redditfugees.