Schiffy's eyeballs are going to pop out of his head.
Think of this board as a Doctorate program. You have to do your own research. That research includes reading the crumbs and reading all the breads. It also includes having a good understanding of politics (global and American), economics, finance, history, and geography (geography always plays a part in history).
No one would tolerate a temper tantrum throwing toddler demanding answers to the most basic of questions to interrupt their research. That child would be scolded and sent out of the room.
You are at the being scolded part.