On the day I was nominated
Blue bitches all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head bitch spoke up
And she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away
That I was Brett to the bone
Brett to the bone
Brett to the bone
B-B-B-B-Brett
B-B-B-B-Brett
B-B-B-B-Brett
Brett to the bone