"these are the accomplishments my administration has made in less than 2 years"
(laughter)
"Only the allies that respect america will be getting funding"
(crickets)
TELL ME THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU HARD!!
sometimes I think he could be anderson cooper's dad
Looks like it could be paul ryan
The part of their bodies where the shit comes out looks very smooth and round, anon.
Maybe we all ended our previous lives as gluttons for punishment
Welcome to to the afterlife. You can choose to continue on to the paradise of your choice, but we have taken you aside to offer you something else. Hear me out, you've been good, and you deserve your reward, but the truth is we are always in need of good people on earth. So we want to make you a special offer.
You see, most of the people on earth are trapped there, in a never ending cycle of misery, poisoned water, poisoned skys, insanity, incarceration, pain, cancer, loss and death. And all the while they think it's a good life and are ignorant of the truth still by the time they die.
This is why we need you.. we're asking that you go back to all that, in order to help wake up your fellow man. There will be no reward, your name won't be remembered, in fact most of them will resist you at first, they will label you with names and you will feel isolated.
But it's not all bad. You will find like minded people and connect with one another across the globe, enjoy eachother's company over long distances and even have fun coming up with ways to open the eyes of the masses.
Still, this is an act of love, not personal glory.
Will you go back?
Hah. You could be right. That could be the exact reason POTUS taunted her with the DNA test. He knows she's not from around here