Thursday's proceeding begins:
Sex crimes expert: Good morning Dr. Ford. If you would please state your name for the record?
CBF: um, uh, Christine Marrrrrrrr….I'm sorry, I can't go through with this. This is too traumatic.
Senator Kamala Harris: Mr. Chairman, I call for a recess. She is revictimizing the witness!
Senator Booker: This is an outrage! Have you no decency sir!
Senator Feinstein: Mr. Chairman, we wish to present a fourth witness who surfaced at my office last night.
CBF runs out of the conference room.
All members of the Democratic Party rise from their seats and leave the hearing.
CNN legal expert: "It's safe to say the issue is finally laid to rest! This afternoon Dr. Ford satisfied her burden of proof and her allegations against judge Kavanaugh were clearly proven beyond a preponderance of the evidence. Case closed!
Camera feed switches to attorney Michael Avenatti.
Attorney Avenatti: Though I agree with your colleague's assessment regarding the veracity of Dr. Ford's claims, I would like to remind your audience that I represent multiple witnesses I intend to bring forth, one of whom heard from an ex-boyfriend's daughter, that at some vague time during Brett Kavanaugh's enrollment at Georgetown Prep., he engaged in a game of beer-pong where, it's my understanding, a naked woman was lying across the table and the game's cups were positioned on her chest. Unfortunately I am not authorized to reveal her name at this time.