yes I will get you a beer and a sammich, I will put a couple of drops of visine in each. I will do that , just like most females I know would, and then I will giggle about it with my girlfriends as you sit on the toilet for 2 days. What I won't do is clean your underwear for the time period that you could not find a toilet after I fed you your sammich and beer! Do you still want that sammich?
LMMFAO even good women are not so sweet! At least I would use Visine. I'll take your soda because I am coming with you!