I just wanted to tell everybody how much I enjoy playing this internet reality game. I have been posting silly things and downloading funny things and collecting many wonderful Pepe pics, to trade in for Bitcoins, as instructed by a stranger on the street. My favorites are the ones where he is hanging around that pretty lady you call FLOTUS. I also like the ones when he is with that old white guy named Washington or something like that. Unfortunately, I still haven't figured out how to find my way through this maze to the area where I am supposed to trade my saved Pepe pics for the Bitcoins, but I promise to keep trying.
*In no way should the previous paragraph be construed as a plausable deniability statement.