Sir, the autists appear to be winning. As you see here in 8chan, they continually make you look like a fool. They use something called “memes” as ammo to awaken the masses. Sir, I think we are losing.
Well, this is awkward.
If this fails, we might have to employ other means to control the Anons…
Because it’s common courtesy to say goodbye to your guests as the leave.
Oh shit…here come the Anons…how do you load this thing…shit…they are at the door…someone help me
Hello earthling, we are the Clitfacians. Take us to your leader. Please speak loudly into my clit.
Hello my sweet little Anons. I know Q inferred that my days were numbered, or that I was silenced or controlled, but it’s just not true. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go back to work destroying the USA.
In case you missed it, we are the ones that will vote no on Kavenaugh. You see, we are comped by the left, and we want to live, even in shame. The idea of heroes and patriots is long dead, and we will simply retire on your dime as heroes to the left.
Someday, many years from now, I will sit quietly remembering the days of yore, when men and women, true patriots, Anons you might call them, came to the call of their country. And it was glorious.
Shooting you say? I’m in.