IF BOTH SIDES WERE GIVEN TRUTH SERUM

Left: What’s the rush? Let’s investigate?

Right: We must get Kav on the bench NOW.

Left: No, we need to wait until you lose the midterms so we can get Merrick Garland on. It’s his turn.

Right: That will never do. We can’t start the Military Tribunals until we know you can’t weasel out of it in court.

Left: But you can’t tell the public know that so we will make you look like bullies.

Right: Fine. Once you are in handcuffs, we’ll explain.

Left: You go ahead and try that. We will scream Martial Law and targeted Political Oppression. “Help, we’re being oppressed! Now we see the volence inherent in the system!”

Right: Sorry, you can’t use Monty Python scripts in real life.