Just now listening to Ford's opening statement.

She states that she locked herself in a bathroom and waited for Kav and Judge to go down the "narrow stairway", and then she said that they were "pinballing against the walls on their way down".

How the fuck did she know this? HOW did she know they were drunkenly banging against walls as they went down? Could she HEAR their soft fleshy shoulders banging against the walls?

That was an attempt to paint them as sloppy drunks, but she could not have POSSIBLY known they did this without watching them… and yet she claims she was locked in the bathroom at the time…

Doesn't fit…

Direct question: What was the atmosphere like at the gathering?

Her immediate answer was a fucking talking point, but delivered after a good long pause, because she was trying to come up with a lie.

"Mr. Judge and Mr. Kavanaugh were extremely inebriated…"