Dear Mr./Miss Q,

I would like to confess I had some impure thoughts today.

• I was thinking Alyssa Milano should be dragged out and locked up for videotaping and picture taking at the hearing today even after what appeared to be a warning from the court cop.

• I was thinking the Linsey Gram outburst has earned a place in the Q movie someday, even if he ends up with NO NAME.

• I was kind of thinking it might be fun if Kavenaw gets down voted and then you guys find a way instead to put him to work as the head Judge at Gitmo.

• I was thinking perhaps McKallim got pantyraided in the past. Her favorite blouse matching panties were stolen. And they ended up in Bret Beer's pocket posing as a hankie pocket square.