You smell so good! Can I dock in your back hole?
STOLEN VALOUR IS A CRIME.
https:// en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_imposter
United States
In the United States, the Stolen Valor Act of 2013 makes it a federal offense to falsely claim to have received any of several major military awards with the intention of obtaining money, property, or other tangible benefits.[28] There are additional laws criminalizing the altering or forging of discharge documents,[29] and attempting to obtain veteran's benefits from the government.