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Vet here… I want allodial title land ownership as an option. You can have the VA…
I agree… This is how it should go down… We have the most skilled Amish woodworker make a fine wooden axe handle from American Chestnut. We have a great blacksmith from Michigan hand forge a tremendous axe head from iron ore ripped from the earth in the great white north. Coal is dug from West Virginia by local men women and children to heat the furnace to forge the steel to make the axe. A tremendous Douglas Fir stump is pulled from an old growth cut-block in the deep woods of Southern Oregon and worked into a block to receive the axe blade. Fine rope is made from hemp rope woven by hand from this years cannabis crop growing in Northern California and some oil-men from Texas and North Dakota will provide the fuel to transport all of this to the national mall on a flat-bed driven by a trucker from Alabama…
Lastly, we shal find the largest most burly man in the state of Alaska to wield the great head-chopping axe. At the base of the tremendous stump will be planted a seed from an American Chestnut. This tree shal be dubbed The Tree of Liberty. It shal be watered with the blood of the tyrants of our nation BY the hand of patriots. May it never wither, fail, or fall.
New Mexico will provide the Green Chillies for some HEAT on that grill… Any other states have anything to contribute?
The Axe forgets what the Tree remembers…
Iowa and Nebraska can provide the corn… South Dakota can bring Pheasant! Washington can bring Salmon. Nevada will provide Silverware to set the table for the feast…
Tripple-checked and yeah… Tits or GTFO.