I saw Judge Kavanaugh at a 5 star restaurant in Washington DC yesterday. I told him how I believed him, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him about the investigation or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my buffet, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff at the entrance I saw him trying to walking out the doors with like 2 plates in his hands.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the plates and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned a ticket for each plate and gave them back to him and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.