It's either a man wrestling a lion or it's a man getting a blowjob from a lion.
I saw Judge Kavanaugh at a five star restaurant in Washington DC yesterday. I told him how I and everyone I knew believed him, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and take too much of his time or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my dinner, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I went to the counter to pay for my meal I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like three restaurant label bottles of wine.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you have to pay for those.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.