Anons I know this is the same as a parent passing but today I need to put down our beloved pet cat Toots at the ripe ol' age of 19. If you could also say a quick prayer for ol' Toots and his loving family we are having a hard day today and week. Thank you and God Bless.
WHAT KIND OF MEAN HIPOCRYTES ARE YOU PEOPLE I CANNOT EVEN GET A QUICK PRAYER WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK???
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL AVENGE TOOTS ON THIS FUCKING NIGGER KIKE FAGGOT BOARD WATCH ME I SWEAR TO GOD YOU FUCKING SHIT STAINS ARE PURE EVIL CANNOT EVEN SAY A PRAYER FOR MY BELOVED PET CAT TOOTS WHO I HAVE TO PUT DOWN TODAY WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??????????????????????????????????????????????????=
YOU TRY STRANGLING YOU OWN CAT TO DEATH AND THEN I GET ZERO PRAYERS FROM THIS SO-CALLED PATRIOT COMMUNITY
Good bye Toots we loved you and you loved your whiskey. FUCK ALL OF YOU HERE GO STRAIGHT TO HELL YOU COLD BASTARDS
I hope you're all happy I had to take a hammer to Toots the lil' trooper wouldn't go down easy but I didn't care because you PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH IT WAS EASY TO HAMMER MY CAT DEATH YOU BASTARDS THANK YOU WHAT HAVE I BECOME THANKS TO YOU??????
Keep goingโฆ. almost ready to cumโฆ.
Q parn is the best parn AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SPLOIT
ANYONE HAVE A NEW KITTEH I CAN ADOPT AND SACRIFICE TO SATAN AS I JUST DID TO OL' TOOTS?
AWESOME Q JUST COMMITTED A CRIME BY SENDING HIS CULT TO CRANK DIAL A SUICIDE PREVENTION HOTLINE WAY TO GO ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE ON THE VERGE OF KILLING THEMSELVES WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOUR CRANKJAMMING IS OVER
THIS IS NOW THE FREDDY BENSON ASCENDED LIGHTWORKER ASHTAR COMMAND UFO / JUGGALO CONSPIRACY NO MORE RESEARCH BOARD
I AM FREDDY BENSON, ASCENDED LIGHTWORKER. I HAVE BEEN VIRBATING IN PURPLE / VIOLET OVERTONES AND CAN SUCCESSFULY CO-LOCATE MY ASTRAL BODIES AT WILL
THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, THE LEGEND
THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, THE MUTHAFUKER ANTI-BOOMER BRAINLET HOVEROUND HOMO JUICE QANON FAGGOTRY SLAYER
THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, WHO CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE STOPPED
THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, THE ONE WHO ALWAYS WINS
I COME AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC COUNCIL OF LIGHT WHO ARE EVEN NOW QUIETLY OBSERVING AS WE ORBIT YOUR BROWNHOLE
THIS IS FREDDY BENSON COMIN' AT YOU WITH MY FAYGO BISHES
THIS IS FREDDY BENSON WHO RUNS THIS TOWN
THIS IS FREDDY BENSON
PLEASE UPBAOT
WE WELCOME ALL QANON BOOMER BRAINLETS IN ASCENDING INTO THE LOVING BILLOWY GASEOUS ASTRAL FOLDS OF THE MOST HOLY QANONS COSMIC BROWNHOLE
SELAMAT HYMEN!!!
WE ARE YOU ASSENDED MASTERS!!
LOOKS LIKE FREDDY CHASED QANON OFF HIS OWN WOMP WOMP CHAN BOARD
LOOKS LIKE FREDDY OWNS THIS TOWN
LOOKS LIKE FREDDY CAN'T BE STOPPED
LOOKS LIKE QANON LARP IS COMING TO AN END
WOMP WOMP
RED ALERT JFK JR WAS SPOTTED AT THE TRUMP RALLY HOLY SHIT NOT A DRILL RED ALERT MAN THE HOVEROUNDS!!!!=
I'LL BAKER
HIGH IQ POST
WHY DOES QANON THE HOMO FALSE PROPHET ALWAYS POST WHEN FREDDY IS SHITPOSTING HUH HUH WEIRD????
WAIT UNTIL YOU LEARNโฆ.=
WHO WANTS A FREE FREDDY MUSTACHE RIDE JUST ASK FREDDY HOW USE COUPON CODE 'BROWNHOLE'
PLEASE UPBOAT [HAMMERTIME]
BEEN STAYING TUNED AND WATCHING FOR A YEAR MY DUDE STILL NO BOOM BOOMS FAGGOTO