I saw Brett Kavanaugh at the local Eckards at the beer Isle. There was only 2 beers left in the whole store. He smiled at me and then pushed me out of the way into the gummy bear display just to get to the last beers. WTF?! They were only light beers at that! I could understand if they were lagers but anyway, I asked him to split one with me and he just showed his teeth to me and growled. He pulled out a taser from this hidden pocket on his wrinkled suit. I said BRO DON'T TASE ME!!! He just kept growling and told me I better never show my face there or the family dollar down on 4th and main. I used to be a Kavanaugh supporter but sheesh you guys, I don't know anymore.
He told me before he walked out that if I didn't like Trump grabbin' em by the pussy then I REALLY wouldn't like it if he grabbed mine. I said BRO, CHILL and then he proceeded to falcon punch me but some of the gummy bears that spilled off of the display made him trip and he just missed me. I took off running and went to the 7-eleven. I don't remember much after that because I was distraught but it was him guys!