Kektisians 12:4
KEK our Lord and Saviour, hoppeth onto the lillypad and didst proclaimeth loudly.
Thou shalt not shit in the bread. Those who cometh before me and have breadshitted
shalt receiveth punishment most high. A new asshole shall be torn unto ye by those
who displayeth patience and dilligence. Thou shalt not be admitted unto the ponds
of heaven but shalt be cursed to wander alone in deserts of dryness.