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ASCENDED ASSMASTER FREDDY BENSON ID: acb76d Oct. 2, 2018, 4:32 p.m. No.3301891   🗄️.is 🔗kun

AWOO! HAHA OLD CHAN STYLE HERE WHAT'S UP OLDFAGS

 

KEK KEK KEK!

 

THIS IS NOW THE FREDDY BENSON ASCENDED LIGHTWORKER ASHTAR COMMAND UFO / JUGGALO CONSPIRACY NO MORE RESEARCH BOARD

 

I AM FREDDY BENSON, ASCENDED LIGHTWORKER. I HAVE BEEN VIRBATING IN PURPLE / VIOLET OVERTONES AND CAN SUCCESSFULY CO-LOCATE MY ASTRAL BODIES AT WILL

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, THE LEGEND

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, THE MUTHAFUKER ANTI-BOOMER BRAINLET HOVEROUND HOMO JUICE QANON FAGGOTRY SLAYER

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, WHO CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE STOPPED

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, THE ONE WHO ALWAYS WINS

 

I COME AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC COUNCIL OF LIGHT WHO ARE EVEN NOW QUIETLY OBSERVING AS WE ORBIT YOUR BROWNHOLE

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON COMIN' AT YOU WITH MY FAYGO BISHES

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON WHO RUNS THIS TOWN

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON

 

PLEASE UPBAOT

 

WE WELCOME ALL QANON BOOMER BRAINLETS IN ASCENDING INTO THE LOVING BILLOWY GASEOUS ASTRAL FOLDS OF THE MOST HOLY QANONS COSMIC BROWNHOLE

 

SELAMAT HYMEN!!!

 

WE ARE YOU ASSENDED MASTERS!!

 

LOOKS LIKE FREDDY CHASED QANON OFF HIS OWN WOMP WOMP CHAN BOARD

 

LOOKS LIKE FREDDY OWNS THIS TOWN

 

LOOKS LIKE FREDDY CAN'T BE STOPPED

 

LOOKS LIKE QANON LARP IS COMING TO AN END

 

WOMP WOMP

 

LAST YEAR: MILITARY TRIBUNALS MASS ARREST REAL TIME HUNTING OF ROTHSCHILDS

 

NOW: BOOMER MEMES, BUY A TEE SHIRT AND VOTE Y'ALL

 

REMEMBER TOOTS PLEASE PRAY FOR TOOTS YOU WILL BE MISSED LIL FIGHTER GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN TOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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ASCENDED ASSMASTER FREDDY BENSON ID: acb76d Oct. 2, 2018, 4:38 p.m. No.3301977   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>3301953

FREDDY SEES ALL FREDDY KNOWS ALL FREDDY IS IN COMPLETE CONTROL

 

FREDDY RUNS THIS TOWN BISH

 

SIT DOWN BISH

 

FREDDY ALWAYS WINS BISH

 

THIS IS FREDDYS HOUSE AND YOU STUCK IN HERE

 

I WILL AVENGE YOU TOOTS!!!!

ASCENDED ASSMASTER FREDDY BENSON ID: acb76d Oct. 2, 2018, 4:48 p.m. No.3302135   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>2197 >>2305

DEAR QANON GOD BLESS I'M JUST A SIMPLE NUTSAC NOTHING MORE LITERALLY JUST A NUTSAC I LOST EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WAR I'M JUST A SIMPLE NUTSAC AND MY POOR CAT TOOTS HAD TO BE PUT DOWN LAST WEEKEND AND THE HORSE WENT MAD THEN THE CAR GOT JACKED THEN THE FREEZER UNPLUGGED AND ALL THE FOOD ROTTED THEN THE TOILET WOULD FLUSH (BUT I'M JUST A SIMPLE NUTSAC NO BIGGEE) AND THEN SOMEONE KICKED ME IN THE NUTSAC WHICH IS BASICALLY MY ENTIRE BODY AT THIS POINT ANYWAY MY KIDS ARE TRANSEXUALS AND HATE ME AND MY CAT TOOTS WHO WAS AWESOME I HAD TO STRANGLE SO LET ME KNOW HOW I CAN HELP GOD BLESS HORAAAAAAAAH!!!!!