https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1047324750232670208

BREAKING: Mount Soputan, a volcano on Sulawesi Island in Indonesia has erupted. Ash was observed 5,809 m (about 19,000 ft) into the air

More than 1,200 people have died in a recent earthquake and tsunami on the same island - Bloomberg / BNPB

What are the fucking chances?

Amy Schumer refused to produce her polygraph when accused of joke theft. WTF

https://decider.com/2017/03/06/did-amy-schumer-take-a-lie-detector-test/

Amy Schumer is Dr. Ford.