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Get some laminate, print your worthless drivel and you'll have a bumper sticker for your trailer house. Now just run along for a six-pack of ice cold Coors beer and you're in heaven.
Since another tooth fell out today pick up a scratcher while you're at 7-11. It could be a lucky sign. Today's your day to win a million. Then you'll have enough to install indoor plumbing (pic related).