Q,

Thank you for fighting so hard and letting us mere simpletons help you. In 1981, when I was a senior in high school, I took a written test to join The National Guard. I scored high enough to join as an officer, and I looked forward to serving our country.

Unfortunately health problems prevented me from enlisting. I took the slow, long route to my current career, the entry into which is dependent on me passing my license test.

How awesome it is, thanks to you, that I've had the chance to serve our country here, after all. I am a much better person than I was BQ (before Q).

Thank you for entrusting us to help protect America, and please keep letting us know how we can continue to help.

God bless you, big league.