CNN Breaking News as the South Will Rise Again… or the East in this case.

Russia is testing their Green-powered stealth submarine. New Russian stealth submarine technology eliminates the need for engines. The propellar is driven by a human-powered crank based on the Confederate submarine designs of the 1860s. The new technology also makes it one of the greenest submarines designed.

CNN's anonymous sources at MI6 and Go Fusion report the stealth Russian submarine, flying a Confederate battle flag, is codenamed the Red Hunleysky. It must be President Trump's fault. Film at 11.

[Please ignore all other fake news concerning the Russian Yasin-class stealth submarine] This concludes our CNN special report.