So the other night I was helping my drunk friend home and wouldn't let her drink anymore, so she gave up her beer. Then I saw all these memes about people drinking a beer once he's confirmed and thought to myself, damn I wish I could join in. Then I remembered I had one, and now I think it was destiny. There's never any beer in my fridge, but god knew I would have a reason to celebrate. Amen.

Did anyone else see that CNN has officially bent the knee? How glorious!