>>3371723 (last bread)

I follow you now… well, they actually do believe this crap to that level so it is hard to distinguish a shill post from satire.

Thank you for not turning on me for self-labeling my gender in attack of your satire; now I need to go suture my lacerations inflicted on me from the other anons on the board…

I may appear to be undamaged but I assure you the damage wrought upon my psyche will be everlasting. (I may need to install a second front door as a direct consequence.)

>>3372138

Fresh out of tits; won't get another shipment until next tuesday. Tell ya what though, these are on discount: