She's a really good kayaker a talent that stood her in good stead as she shot the class 5 jizz rapids on the Vatican's ancient subterranean splooge streams. These mind bending semen rivers are probably 6D structures experienced in 4D space which makes them particularly treacherous. Callista Gingrich nearly drowned once when she rolled her new carbon fiber 'yak after getting sideways on a pulses spunk stream gouting from an drainage aperture serving the Cardinals and Choirboys conclave.