An upgrade patch to convert Alacrity to support multi-dimensional atomic memory transactions is ready to deploy. This patch should help alleviate posting lag and 50x errors. We will begin test deployment around 7am EST.
Warning:
Any anons on the board at 4am EST will experience Severe damage to your devises because of the multi-dimensional atomic memory fucking thingy (we have no clue what the fuck it is we’re installing.) Q gave it us.