Well, Q, I guess I owe you a sincere note of congratulations.

Ex-military, self-employed, apathetic toward government (illusion of choice and comped from top to bottom), never registered to vote because I can't afford time away from work for jury duty, etc.

Just registered to vote for the first time in my 38 years of eligibility.

Well played, Q / POTUS, well played, indeed!

POTUS promised us a BIGLEY announcement at rally tonight. Here's my prediction:

"My fellow Americans, there will be TWO 'Hurricane Michaels' in the news this week, because the former first lady was a transvestite and we have the evidence!"