I have a RADICAL idea.
Gonna think of a name for revised Turtle Men:
Leonardo: Lifetime Turtle Club Memeber Grassley
Michelangelo: Cocaine Mitch (He's a party dude!)
Raphael: Newly Rebellious Graham
Donatello: I need another Turtle Man.
I figure Trump can be Master Splinterintoathousandpiecesandscatterittothewinds.
Pic for reference.