HA HA.. That night was sweet!
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If you look at the soil around any large US city,
there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa, for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines. You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God.
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